We don't like how some holidays designed to need recovery time (Christmas, Independence Day, Halloween for instance) are often crappishly, nearly almost criminally located in the middle of the damn week. The hungover and cotton-mouthed millions will cry out on November 1st, most of them with red lipstick all over the general area of their lips because it's harder than it looks to pull off Ledger's joker with makeup you stole from your sister.

They'll cry out "What the hell? Seriously?"

And they'll be right.

So anyway, we basically can't figure out if people are celebrating St. Patrick's Day on the weekend before or after the 17th, or what. It's driving us crazy.

Come see us on March 14th, unless you're too drunk to Timewarp. Rocky + too much questionable green beer = party fouls ahoy.

(Math nerds: you know why you should be partying. REPRESENT.)

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